February 2012
3 posts
CrashComics #2
Crash Comedy by Cris Gray
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CrashComics #1
Crash Comedy by Cris Gray
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January 2012
14 posts
Upcoming Live Shows
I’ll be doing Ha-Ha’s and makem’ups on…
Wednesday, Feb. 1st - Orphan Improv @ Relapse Theater, Atlanta - 8pm
Friday, Feb. 3rd - Dad’s Garage Theater, Atlanta - 8pm
Saturday, Feb. 4th - Dad’s Garage Theater, Atlanta - 10:30pm
Friday, Feb. 10th - Dad’s Garage Theater, Atlanta - 8pm
Saturday, Feb. 11th - Dad’s Garage Theater, Atlanta - 8pm &...
Getting back on the stand-up horse
Last night I was back at an open mic after a 6 month hiatus from standup. It’s like going back to the gym after a long hiatus. Your brain still knows how to do what you want but your body is out of practice. 2011 was heavy in sketch and improv performing for me and the standup muscles have begun to atrophy. It wasn’t as rough as I expected but it also wasn’t as good as I...
resident evil: ahackolypse
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and the crowd goes wild
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FranChescaleigh's blog: fan mail →
chescaleigh:
I got this amazing email today and just had to share
Dear Franchesca,
First of all, I loved your video, Shit White Girls Say to Black Girls. It was so funny and well done. As a white woman not only did it make me laugh but it also made me think, “have I ever said something like that?” And…
December 2011
27 posts
Who was that man?!
The barista handed the man his double espresso. Ladened with shopping bags, he sat down heavily while precariously balancing the saucer and tiny cup in an attempt to not spill its contents. I watched wondering where he had been shopping so early this morning. This being a time when the rest of the city was hurriedly purchasing their morning caffeine on the way to their place of employment. This...
Yelping with Cormac: Chili's Grill & Bar →
yelpingwithcormac:
Natomas - Sacramento, CA
Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM
Four stars.
I am going to remove a star, he said.
Please don’t mister.
Don’t move. It’s better if you don’t move.
Please.
It’s important you know why. Do you understand why this is happening?
Oh God.
It is because I…
“Faith is the surrender of the mind; it’s the surrender of reason,...”
– Christopher Hitchens
“George [W] Bush was the first Cable TV President we had. And what I mean by that...”
– Chris Rock giving his take on Obama to Marc Maron on WTF podcast (via nakaonwood)
“You will stop worrying about WHAT people think about you when you realize how...”
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Then he’ll die…because blowfish is poisonous & that man probably didn’t have the education & training to prepare it properly.
2 tags
“I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is...”
In the days before gunpowder, murdering a rival gang member was probably a great full body workout.
In a perfect world, bloody drag marks to the front door next to a discarded UPS or FedEx cap would keep your home safe from burglars.
Sadly, the woman who slammed on her brakes in traffic before crossing the railroad tracks, learned nothing from the ironic lesson of the bread truck that was behind her crushing the back of her SUV.
Yelping with Cormac: Urban Outfitters →
yelpingwithcormac:
Union Square - San Francisco, CA
Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM
Three stars.
And they come there in great numbers shuffling into that mausoleum that was built for them like some monument to the slow death of their world and among those tokens and talismans of that faded empire…
WatchHa! Nice.
mytickettofameandfortune:
This is a video that I wrote starring Siobhan Beasley and Jason Gore. I had a lot of fun doing this, and my goal for 2012 is to try to do many more.
I have never understood the appeal of or the desire for rims.
November 2011
6 posts
2 tags
What Can’t Adam Complain About - Adam on...
Yelping with Cormac: The Apple Store →
yelpingwithcormac:
Union Square - San Francisco, CA
Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM
Two stars.
Given the way my uncle died havin a drink directly after his funeral just didnt seem right so I went for a walk instead. One of them downtowns where all there is is stores. Came across a store was a big…
Andy Sandford Website: Stupidity Trumps Race Card →
andysandfordcomedy:
During my many years as a denizen of Atlanta, I logged quite a few hours hanging out in Kirkwood, which can best be described as the quaintest lil’ rough neighborhood you ever did see. It is a neighborhood that has hardly begun to sew the seeds of gentrification. That is why my friends live there:…